Apple Eaters
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Little, Cam | JAX |
| K | Shrader, Spencer | IND |
| QB | Love, Jordan | GB |
| QB | Ward, Cam | TEN |
| RB | Irving, Bucky | TB |
| RB | Mitchell, Keaton | BAL |
| RB | Sanders, Miles | DAL |
| TE | Ferguson, Terrance | LAR |
| TE | Otton, Cade | TB |
| TE | Tonges, Jake | SF |
| WR | Higgins, Jayden | HOU |
| WR | Legette, Xavier | CAR |
| WR | McConkey, Ladd | LAC |
| WR | Nacua, Puka | LAR |
| WR | Olave, Chris | NO |
| WR | Wilson, Garrett | NYJ |
| IR | Hampton, Omarion | LAC |
| IR | Iosivas, Andrei | CIN |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
Asian Orangutangs
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Butker, Harrison | KC |
| K | Myers, Jason | SEA |
| QB | Nix, Bo | DEN |
| QB | Prescott, Dak | DAL |
| RB | Blue, Jaydon | DAL |
| RB | Gibbs, Jahmyr | DET |
| RB | Johnson, Kaleb | PIT |
| RB | Rodriguez Jr., Chris | WAS |
| RB | Singletary, Devin | NYG |
| TE | Goedert, Dallas | PHI |
| TE | McBride, Trey | ARZ |
| WR | Franklin, Troy | DEN |
| WR | Meyers, Jakobi | LV |
| WR | Noel, Jaylin | HOU |
| WR | Smith-Schuster, Juju | KC |
| WR | Sutton, Courtland | DEN |
| IR | Benson, Trey | ARZ |
| IR | Rice, Rashee | KC |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
Bear Poop
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | McManus, Brandon | GB |
| QB | Jones, Daniel | IND |
| QB | Mayfield, Baker | TB |
| QB | Shough, Tyler | NO |
| RB | Carter, Michael | ARZ |
| RB | Henderson, TreVeyon | NE |
| RB | Pollard, Tony | TEN |
| TE | Ertz, Zach | WAS |
| TE | Hockenson, T.J. | MIN |
| TE | Johnson, Theo | NYG |
| WR | Kupp, Cooper | SEA |
| WR | Pittman Jr., Michael | IND |
| WR | Shaheed, Rashid | NO |
| WR | Thornton, Tyquan | KC |
| WR | Tucker, Tre | LV |
| WR | Williams, Kyle | NE |
| IR | Harris, Najee | LAC |
| IR | Lloyd, MarShawn | GB |
| IR | Watson, Christian | GB |
Big Boys
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Bates, Jake | DET |
| QB | Daniels, Jayden | WAS |
| QB | Murray, Kyler | ARZ |
| RB | Chubb, Nick | HOU |
| RB | Gordon II, Ollie | MIA |
| RB | Hill, Justice | BAL |
| RB | Taylor, Jonathan | IND |
| RB | Vidal, Kimani | LAC |
| TE | Engram, Evan | DEN |
| TE | Kincaid, Dalton | BUF |
| WR | Bryant, Pat | DEN |
| WR | Horton, Tory | SEA |
| WR | Jennings, Jauan | SF |
| WR | McMillan, Tetairoa | CAR |
| WR | Mims Jr., Marvin | DEN |
| WR | Waddle, Jaylen | MIA |
| IR | Browning, Jake | CIN |
| IR | McCarthy, J.J. | MIN |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
Burger Buddies
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Borregales, Andy | NE |
| K | Ryland, Chad | ARZ |
| QB | Darnold, Sam | SEA |
| QB | Mahomes, Patrick | KC |
| QB | Tagovailoa, Tua | MIA |
| RB | Brown, Chase | CIN |
| RB | Etienne Jr., Travis | JAX |
| RB | Henry, Derrick | BAL |
| RB | Judkins, Quinshon | CLE |
| RB | Marks, Woody | HOU |
| TE | Andrews, Mark | BAL |
| WR | Coleman, Keon | BUF |
| WR | McCaffrey, Luke | WAS |
| WR | Royals, Jalen | KC |
| WR | Thornton Jr., Dont'e | LV |
| WR | Tillman, Cedric | CLE |
| IR | Davis, Ray | BUF |
| IR | Mixon, Joe | HOU |
| IR | Hill, Tyreek | MIA |
Chunky Chickens
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Boswell, Chris | PIT |
| K | Gay, Matt | WAS |
| QB | Flacco, Joe | CIN |
| QB | Hurts, Jalen | PHI |
| RB | Gainwell, Kenneth | PIT |
| RB | Kamara, Alvin | NO |
| RB | McNichols, Jeremy | WAS |
| RB | Miller, Kendre | NO |
| TE | Johnson, Juwan | NO |
| TE | Loveland, Colston | CHI |
| WR | Adams, Davante | LAR |
| WR | Allen, Keenan | LAC |
| WR | Brown, Dyami | JAX |
| WR | Downs, Josh | IND |
| WR | Evans, Mike | TB |
| WR | Shakir, Khalil | BUF |
| IR | Milroe, Jalen | SEA |
| IR | Conner, James | ARZ |
| IR | Kittle, George | SF |
Cuban Refugees
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | McPherson, Evan | CIN |
| QB | Allen, Josh | BUF |
| QB | Sanders, Shedeur | CLE |
| RB | Achane, De'Von | MIA |
| RB | Hubbard, Chuba | CAR |
| RB | Hunter, Jarquez | LAR |
| RB | Robinson Jr., Brian | SF |
| TE | Kelce, Travis | KC |
| WR | Burden III, Luther | CHI |
| WR | Diggs, Stefon | NE |
| WR | Flournoy, Ryan | DAL |
| WR | Lane, Jaylin | WAS |
| WR | McLaurin, Terry | WAS |
| WR | McMillan, Jalen | TB |
| WR | Polk, Ja'Lynn | NO |
| WR | Samuel, Deebo | WAS |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
Fightin' Mallards
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | McLaughlin, Chase | TB |
| K | Romo, Parker | ATL |
| QB | Herbert, Justin | LAC |
| QB | Penix Jr., Michael | ATL |
| RB | Dobbins, J.K. | DEN |
| RB | Johnson, Roschon | CHI |
| RB | Monangai, Kyle | CHI |
| RB | Montgomery, David | DET |
| TE | Barner, AJ | SEA |
| TE | Kraft, Tucker | GB |
| WR | Higgins, Tee | CIN |
| WR | Pickens, George | DAL |
| WR | Smith, DeVonta | PHI |
| WR | Smith-Njigba, Jaxon | SEA |
| WR | TeSlaa, Isaac | DET |
| WR | Washington, Malik | MIA |
| IR | Jones Sr., Aaron | MIN |
| IR | Shipley, Will | PHI |
| IR | Harris, Tre | LAC |
High 5'n White Guys
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Bass, Tyler | BUF |
| K | Prater, Matt | BUF |
| QB | Jackson, Lamar | BAL |
| QB | Maye, Drake | NE |
| RB | Brooks, Tahj | CIN |
| RB | Cook, James | BUF |
| RB | Dillon, AJ | PHI |
| RB | Harvey, RJ | DEN |
| RB | Stevenson, Rhamondre | NE |
| TE | Gadsden II, Oronde | LAC |
| TE | Gesicki, Mike | CIN |
| WR | Austin III, Calvin | PIT |
| WR | Bourne, Kendrick | SF |
| WR | Douglas, DeMario | NE |
| WR | Thielen, Adam | MIN |
| WR | Wilson, Roman | PIT |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
Llamas Fantasy Football Team
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Karty, Joshua | LAR |
| K | Lutz, Wil | DEN |
| QB | Fields, Justin | NYJ |
| QB | Williams, Caleb | CHI |
| RB | Barkley, Saquon | PHI |
| RB | Croskey-Merritt, Jacory | WAS |
| RB | Demercado, Emari | ARZ |
| RB | Spears, Tyjae | TEN |
| RB | Tracy Jr., Tyrone | NYG |
| TE | Ferguson, Jake | DAL |
| TE | Likely, Isaiah | BAL |
| WR | Addison, Jordan | MIN |
| WR | Egbuka, Emeka | TB |
| WR | Flowers, Zay | BAL |
| WR | Metcalf, DK | PIT |
| WR | Mitchell, Adonai | IND |
| IR | Sampson, Dylan | CLE |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
Ludke's Merry Men
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Pineiro, Eddy | SF |
| K | Reichard, Will | MIN |
| QB | Jones, Mac | SF |
| QB | Purdy, Brock | SF |
| QB | Rattler, Spencer | NO |
| RB | Corum, Blake | LAR |
| RB | Robinson, Bijan | ATL |
| RB | Smith, Brashard | KC |
| RB | Williams, Kyren | LAR |
| TE | Arroyo, Elijah | SEA |
| TE | Bowers, Brock | LV |
| WR | Boutte, Kayshon | NE |
| WR | Collins, Nico | HOU |
| WR | Lamb, CeeDee | DAL |
| WR | Shepard, Sterling | TB |
| WR | Worthy, Xavier | KC |
| IR | Bigsby, Tank | PHI |
| IR | Nabers, Malik | NYG |
| IR | Reed, Jayden | GB |
Market Thugs
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Aubrey, Brandon | DAL |
| QB | Smith, Geno | LV |
| QB | Stroud, C.J. | HOU |
| RB | Hall, Breece | NYJ |
| RB | Haskins, Hassan | LAC |
| RB | Skattebo, Cam | NYG |
| RB | Warren, Jaylen | PIT |
| TE | Fannin Jr., Harold | CLE |
| TE | Gray, Noah | KC |
| TE | Mayer, Michael | LV |
| WR | Hunter, Travis | JAX |
| WR | Jefferson, Justin | MIN |
| WR | Kirk, Christian | HOU |
| WR | Odunze, Rome | CHI |
| WR | Pearsall, Ricky | SF |
| WR | Robinson, Wan'Dale | NYG |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
Memphis Brothers
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Elliott, Jake | PHI |
| QB | Goff, Jared | DET |
| QB | Wentz, Carson | MIN |
| RB | Allgeier, Tyler | ATL |
| RB | Giddens, DJ | IND |
| RB | McCaffrey, Christian | SF |
| RB | White, Rachaad | TB |
| RB | Williams, Javonte | DAL |
| TE | LaPorta, Sam | DET |
| TE | Smith, Jonnu | PIT |
| WR | Bond, Isaiah | CLE |
| WR | Godwin, Chris | TB |
| WR | Jeudy, Jerry | CLE |
| WR | London, Drake | ATL |
| WR | Mooney, Darnell | ATL |
| WR | St. Brown, Amon-Ra | DET |
| IR | Cousins, Kirk | ATL |
| IR | Richardson Sr., Anthony | IND |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
Mexican Beans
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Dicker, Cameron | LAC |
| QB | Gabriel, Dillon | CLE |
| QB | Garoppolo, Jimmy | LAR |
| QB | Stafford, Matthew | LAR |
| RB | Charbonnet, Zach | SEA |
| RB | Hunt, Kareem | KC |
| RB | Pacheco, Isiah | KC |
| TE | Njoku, David | CLE |
| TE | Pitts Sr., Kyle | ATL |
| TE | Strange, Brenton | JAX |
| WR | Bateman, Rashod | BAL |
| WR | Bech, Jack | LV |
| WR | Brown, Hollywood | KC |
| WR | Golden, Matthew | GB |
| WR | Williams, Jameson | DET |
| IR | Burrow, Joe | CIN |
| IR | Allen, Braelon | NYJ |
| IR | Aiyuk, Brandon | SF |
Snapdragons
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Carlson, Daniel | LV |
| K | Slye, Joey | TEN |
| QB | Lawrence, Trevor | JAX |
| QB | Rodgers, Aaron | PIT |
| RB | Swift, D'Andre | CHI |
| RB | Tuten, Bhayshul | JAX |
| RB | Walker III, Kenneth | SEA |
| TE | Henry, Hunter | NE |
| TE | Sinnott, Ben | WAS |
| TE | Warren, Tyler | IND |
| WR | Brown, A.J. | PHI |
| WR | Chase, Ja'Marr | CIN |
| WR | Doubs, Romeo | GB |
| WR | Hopkins, DeAndre | BAL |
| WR | Johnston, Quentin | LAC |
| WR | Ridley, Calvin | TEN |
| IR | Sanders, Jason | MIA |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |
UCornn Huskers
| Pos | Player | Team |
|---|
| K | Fairbairn, Ka'imi | HOU |
| K | Fitzgerald, Ryan | CAR |
| K | Loop, Tyler | BAL |
| QB | Dart, Jaxson | NYG |
| QB | Young, Bryce | CAR |
| RB | Dowdle, Rico | CAR |
| RB | Jacobs, Josh | GB |
| RB | Jeanty, Ashton | LV |
| RB | Mason, Jordan | MIN |
| TE | Taylor, Mason | NYJ |
| TE | Waller, Darren | MIA |
| WR | Ayomanor, Elic | TEN |
| WR | Coker, Jalen | CAR |
| WR | Harrison Jr., Marvin | ARZ |
| WR | Moore, DJ | CHI |
| WR | Thomas Jr., Brian | JAX |
| IR | Wilson, Russell | NYG |
| IR | Sanders, Ja'Tavion | CAR |
| IR | -- Empty -- | - |