| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | RB | Ashton Jeanty | Huskers |
| 1-2 | WR | Travis Hunter | Thugs |
| 1-3 | RB | Omarion Hampton | Eaters |
| 1-4 | RB | TreVeyon Henderson | Poop |
| 1-5 | WR | Emeka Egbuka | Llamas |
| 1-6 | WR | Tetairoa McMillan | Boys |
| 1-7 | TE | Tyler Warren | Dragons |
| 1-8 | RB | Kaleb Johnson | Orangutangs |
| 1-9 | QB | Jaxson Dart | Huskers (via Mallards) |
| 1-10 | WR | Matthew Golden | Beans |
| 1-11 | RB | RJ Harvey | White Guys |
| 1-12 | RB | Quinshon Judkins | Buddies |
| 1-13 | WR | Luther Burden III | Refugees |
| 1-14 | TE | Colston Loveland | Chickens |
| 1-15 | RB | Jacory Croskey-Merritt | Llamas (via Brothers) |
| 1-16 | QB | Cam Ward | Eaters (via Merry Men) |
| 2-1 | WR | Tre Harris | Mallards (via Huskers) |
| 2-2 | RB | Cam Skattebo | Thugs |
| 2-3 | WR | Jayden Higgins | Eaters |
| 2-4 | WR | Kyle Williams | Poop |
| 2-5 | RB | Dylan Sampson | Llamas |
| 2-6 | RB | Ollie Gordon II | Boys |
| 2-7 | RB | Bhayshul Tuten | Dragons |
| 2-8 | RB | Jaydon Blue | Orangutangs |
| 2-9 | WR | Isaac TeSlaa | Mallards |
| 2-10 | WR | Jack Bech | Beans |
| 2-11 | TE | Oronde Gadsden II | White Guys |
| 2-12 | RB | Woody Marks | Buddies |
| 2-13 | RB | Jarquez Hunter | Refugees |
| 2-14 | QB | Jalen Milroe | Chickens |
| 2-15 | RB | DJ Giddens | Brothers |
| 2-16 | TE | Elijah Arroyo | Merry Men |
| 3-1 | TE | Mason Taylor | Huskers |
| 3-2 | TE | Harold Fannin Jr. | Thugs |
| 3-3 | TE | Terrance Ferguson | Eaters |
| 3-4 | K | Brandon McManus | Poop |
| 3-5 | TE | Isaiah Likely | Llamas |
| 3-6 | WR | Pat Bryant | Boys |
| 3-7 | QB | Aaron Rodgers | Dragons |
| 3-8 | TE | Dallas Goedert | Orangutangs |
| 3-9 | RB | Jerome Ford | Thugs (via Mallards) |
| 3-10 | RB | Kareem Hunt | Beans |
| 3-11 | RB | Tahj Brooks | White Guys |
| 3-12 | WR | Dont'e Thornton Jr. | Buddies |
| 3-13 | WR | Jaylin Lane | Refugees |
| 3-14 | K | Matt Gay | Chickens |
| 3-15 | RB | Javonte Williams | Brothers |
| 3-16 | RB | Brashard Smith | Merry Men |
| 4-1 | K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | Huskers |
| 4-2 | - | - | Thugs |
| 4-3 | K | Jake Moody | Eaters |
| 4-4 | WR | Joshua Palmer | Poop |
| 4-5 | K | Joshua Karty | Llamas |
| 4-6 | WR | Tory Horton | Boys |
| 4-7 | K | Daniel Carlson | Dragons |
| 4-8 | WR | Jaylin Noel | Orangutangs |
| 4-9 | RB | Will Shipley | Mallards |
| 4-10 | QB | Dillon Gabriel | Beans |
| 4-11 | - | - | White Guys |
| 4-12 | WR | Jalen Royals | Buddies |
| 4-13 | QB | Shedeur Sanders | Refugees |
| 4-14 | QB | Joe Flacco | Chickens |
| 4-15 | QB | Kirk Cousins | Brothers |
| 4-16 | WR | Tez Johnson | Merry Men |
| 5-1 | WR | Elic Ayomanor | Huskers |
| 5-2 | WR | DeAndre Hopkins | Dragons |
| 5-3 | RB | Kyle Monangai | Mallards |
| 5-4 | WR | Alec Pierce | Brothers |
| 5-5 | QB | Mac Jones | Merry Men |