The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 9 of the 2013 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 9 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 8
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1
Snapdragons 6-2 Top 3 - 2 Weeks

Everything is clicking for the Dragons (except for Brian Hoyer, but he clicked when he needed to)

Point Diff. +115
2
1
UCornn Huskers 7-1 Top 3 - 6 Weeks

34 points from Andy Dalton? Seriously? Andy Dalton. Andy. Dalton.

Point Diff. +114
3
Chunky Chickens 6-2 Top 3 - 18 Weeks

In honor of Andre Johnson hitting the trade block, I have accumulated a list of Wide Receivers who have scored more points this year than AJ: 1.) Brandon LaFell. 2.) EVERYBODY ELSE

Point Diff. +27
4
2
Asian Orangutangs 4-4

Should coast to the division title and first round bye

Point Diff. +14
5
1
Burger Buddies 5-3 Top 5 - 6 Weeks

Lucky to be catching a depleted Llamas team during Manning's bye week

Point Diff. +83
6
2
Ludke's Merry Men 4-4

Once proclaimed (by Steve) as a future stud, Ryan Broyles officially cut by Merry Men

Point Diff. +31
7
2
Apple Eaters 4-4

For fun I went back and looked at the Eaters first round picks since 1999. The best two names are Reggie Bush and Matt Hasselbeck. 2007-2013 are particularly bad.

Point Diff. -11
8
1
Memphis Brothers 5-3

I won't count the Brothers out from making a late season push for the wild card, especially if they beat the Dragons this week

Point Diff. +52
9
2
Big Boys 4-4

34 points from Andy Dalton? Seriously? Andy Dalton. Andy. Dalton.

Point Diff. +6
10
1
High 5'n White Guys 5-3

It is rare for a kicker to get a first round draft grade, but Matt Prater is ridiculous

Point Diff. +27
11
1
Fightin' Mallards 3-5

Before the season I inquired as to Steven Jackson's availability. Was told that a 100 point season was possible in that offense. I really dodged a bullet there!

Point Diff. -52
12
2
Mexican Beans 2-6

If Bobby can find the 2014 version of Eddie Lacy, and RG3 learns how to play football again, the Beans could contend next year

Point Diff. -37
13
1
Bear Poop 2-6

Probably too late to trade Brady at this point. Has less value than Andre Johnson

Point Diff. -117
14
1
Llamas Fantasy Football Team 3-5

Follow up to the Buddies comment; Llamas depleted lineup comes from overall suckitude, not injuries or bye weeks

Point Diff. -74
15
Cuban Refugees 2-6

Terrance Williams would give Moreno a run for his money as Waiver Wire move of the year...except for the fact that Aceto hasn't started him in a game yet

Point Diff. -58
16
Market Thugs 2-6

The Thugs are a team in the YFFL

Point Diff. -120