The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 5 of the 2013 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 5 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 4
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Chunky Chickens 4-0 Top 3 - 14 Weeks

Day 4 of the Government Shutdown, Day 330 of the Chickens Trade Embargo

Point Diff. +113
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3
Burger Buddies 3-1 Top 5 - 2 Weeks

Manning Watch: Can Peyton outscore the Merry Men on his own this week? Probably not, but worth keeping an eye on.

Point Diff. +38
3
1
UCornn Huskers 4-0 Top 3 - 2 Weeks

Fun Fact: Only one current Huskers starter was a starter on the team before 2012 (Brandon Marshall)

Point Diff. +46
4
2
High 5'n White Guys 3-1

This team moves up to the #2 spot if Bradford, Wilson, and White get their acts together. Also, why is Mark Sanchez still on the roster?

Point Diff. +41
5
1
Snapdragons 2-2 Top 5 - 5 Weeks

Prediction: Keenan Allen puts up 10 points on Dragons bench this week

Point Diff. +8
6
3
Memphis Brothers 3-1

Not trying to rub it in Bri, but I had Steve Smith and a Green Bay receiver on bye in another league and my team still won. Granted I didn’t play a good team, but that doesn’t matter.

Point Diff. +17
7
3
Apple Eaters 2-2

Zach Sudfeld officially goes down as the biggest bust in the 2013 YFFL Draft

Point Diff. +9
8
3
Asian Orangutangs 2-2

Love Romo, love the WRs, don’t love anything else

Point Diff. -54
9
2
Mexican Beans 2-2

Not much to like here outside of the WR group

Point Diff. +36
10
2
Fightin' Mallards 2-2

At least with the Merry Men, Steve can say that injury and murder and prostitution (ed. note: unconfirmed) caused the team’s downfall

Point Diff. -22
11
2
Big Boys 2-2

The Boys' collection of mediocre RBs is unrivaled in the YFFL

Point Diff. +13
13
Bear Poop 0-4

Would not be shocked if the Poop rattle off four straight wins starting this week

Point Diff. -69
14
Market Thugs 0-4

Just when things are looking hopeless, Fauria and Succop are brought in to save the season

Point Diff. -57
15
Ludke's Merry Men 1-3

Lost amidst the injuries and murder and prostitution (ed. note: still unconfirmed) is the fact that many of the Merry Men are just not good

Point Diff. -29
16
Cuban Refugees 0-4

The good news is that Rob Gronkowski will be back in a couple weeks. The bad news is that it still means only three players will be guaranteed to put up points on a weekly basis.

Point Diff. -74