The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 5 of the 2012 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 5 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 4
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Fightin' Mallards 3-1 Top 3 - 14 Weeks

All I know is that Steve got really pissed when Tannehill ended up in a Llamas uniform. The Cold War continues!

Point Diff. +47
3
2
Chunky Chickens 2-2 Top 5 - 9 Weeks

Nick is looking like a genius for selling high on DeMarco Murray

Point Diff. +5
4
2
UCornn Huskers 3-1

Hear that sound? That's me breaking the neck of the band wagon bus driver, throwing his rotting carcass off to the side for the vultures to feast on and me taking the reigns. I'm driving the band wagon now boys!

Point Diff. +42
5
2
Big Boys 2-2 Top 5 - 3 Weeks

All I know is that Steve got mildly upset when I called Ryan Matthews the "Miles Austin of RBs" (primadonna)

Point Diff. +11
6
2
Snapdragons 3-1

I was surprised to see the Dragons only carry one kicker (very unlike Jon) and it's Connor Barth???

Point Diff. +55
7
3
Ludke's Merry Men 3-1

With the Merry Men in shambles who will Steve start at QB in Week 5 with Stafford on bye and Locker injured?

Point Diff. +45
8
2
Burger Buddies 3-1

Manning heating up, Garcon getting healthy, Kerley thrust into a starting WR role - are the Buddies the favorites in the AFC West?

Point Diff. +6
9
2
Mexican Beans 2-2

Everyone Rejoice! Rejoice! Rejoice! DeSean Jackson scored his first TD since Week 5 of last season!!!

Point Diff. -7
10
1
Apple Eaters 2-2

And the YFFL patiently waits for Kurt to make a splash...

Point Diff. -11
11
3
Bear Poop 2-2

Wait, what's going on? What is that? Is that Alfred Morris' theme music?!?!?!

Point Diff. -32
12
3
Cuban Refugees 1-3

It was just a short time ago Aceto was winning YFFL Super Bowls like it's ain't no thang. Now he's starting Brandon Weeden at QB for the 1-3 Refugees

Point Diff. -47
13
1
Memphis Brothers 1-3

This team has a lot of trading pieces. Just sayin'...

Point Diff. -35
14
1
High 5'n White Guys 1-3

Out of all possible weeks to start Sanchez, Aceto chooses to start him against the 49ers and their top-ranked defense!?!?!

Point Diff. -71
15
Market Thugs 1-3

Don't tell me they are Stupor Bowl bound again…

Point Diff. +7
16
Asian Orangutangs 0-4

Yep, it's going to be that kind of year for Jon and the Orangutangs

Point Diff. -60