Can someone please tell me what a "sports" hernia is anyway?
Point Diff.
+82
The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot
Power Rankings
Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 5 of the 2005 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.
2
1
Dugas/Culpepper soap opera scoring higher ratings than Desparate Housewives.
Point Diff.
+27
3
2
Report: Vick to Mallards for Jackson once Alex Smith starts permanently.
Point Diff.
+7
4
1
Ben Rothliesberger for Stephen Jackson?.
Point Diff.
+57
5
1
Only Jon can take off for three weeks and win the YFBL title and be 4-0 in the YFFL.
Point Diff.
+55
6
4
Mexican Beans
2-3
Lose 5 starters to bye this weekend vs. Huskers.
Point Diff.
+32
7
Big Boys
4-0
Boys and Penn State both 4-0…coincidence?
Point Diff.
+79
8
2
Bear Poop
2-2
Tom Brady for Stephen Jackson?
Point Diff.
+9
9
3
Report: Galloway to Merry Men for Mewelde Moore.
Point Diff.
+1
10
2
What to do with Leftwich?
Point Diff.
+23
11
2
UCornn Huskers
1-3
D'oh! Manning finally delivers...Huskers still lose by 30 to Chickens.
Point Diff.
-15
12
1
Apple Eaters
2-2
Best kept secret in the league? Neil Rackers and his 16 FGs.
Point Diff.
-27
13
3
Would be 3-1 with Nick Wood as owner.
Point Diff.
-94
14
Market Thugs
0-4
Smelling bush...Reggie Bush that is!
Point Diff.
-58
15
2
Steve will have a real tough time throwing this game!
Point Diff.
-110
16
1
Cuban Refugees
0-4
Dare we say 0-13?
Point Diff.
-68