The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 8 of the 2012 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

Ranking History

Steve's Week 8 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 7
Fightin' Mallards 6-1 Top 3 - 17 Weeks

When Calvin Johnson doesn't score a TD, do you think Steve turns off the TV, gets out his belt and then whips himself on the back like the FBI guy in Boardwalk Empire? I kind of think he does...

Point Diff. +82
2
1
Chunky Chickens 4-3 Top 3 - 4 Weeks

The one thing Nick needs to be sure to do during his run to the Super Bowl is

Point Diff. +35
3
1
Snapdragons 4-3 Top 3 - 2 Weeks

After seeing the new player pages for Greg Zuerlein and Connor Barth, it is clear that Jon had a lot of time on his hands this week

Point Diff. +43
4
Big Boys 4-3 Top 5 - 6 Weeks

Skimming the lineup...other than Moreno, Pead, Mendenhall, Miller, Hankerson, Floyd, and Sanu, there is a nice little team here

Point Diff. -4
5
Bear Poop 4-3 Top 5 - 2 Weeks

Alfred Morris has run away with Macor Misa...and our hearts.

Point Diff. -20
6

I'd be willing to bet those 10 points of Heath Miller's from SNF that were traded away will cost the Eaters a spot in the playoffs when the last spot in the AFC is decided by a tie breaker

Point Diff. +10
8
1

Daunte Culpepper isn't walking through that door any time soon

Point Diff. +33
9

This team is going to find a way to 6 or 7 wins but what they really need is a top 3 pick

Point Diff. -9
10
2

"The Mallards are what we thought they were. The Mallards are who we thought they were! That’s why we took the damn field. Now if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were! And we let ’em off the hook!"

Point Diff. +4
11

Jeremy Kerley adds yet another 3rd round gem to the YFFL class of 2011

Point Diff. -7
12
4

I'd say it would be hard for Aceto to replace MJD's weekly production, but he hasn't really been all that productive overall, so Green-Ellis should fit in nicely

Point Diff. -54
13
1

Paper Tigers. Time to blow that thing up and start again. Bri could easily move some players and have 4 first rounders in the 2013 draft.

Point Diff. +5
14

Report: Nick furious when Bobby turns down David Akers for Andrew Luck offer

Point Diff. -8
15
2

Jon is still wondering when he is going to wake up from this nightmare of a season

Point Diff. -21
16
1

Probably not as bad as their record, but need to figure out that mess at QB. Bobby will most likely readdress this next week when he returns.

Point Diff. -109