Maybe the league's only hope at preventing an all-Mike Super Bowl
Point Diff.
+88
The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot
Power Rankings
Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 7 of the 2006 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.
2
1
Should cruise to first AFC West title now...
Point Diff.
+33
3
1
The scary thing about the Chickens scoring 90 is you get the feeling they could do it again
Point Diff.
+89
4
2
Somewhere the '72 Dolphins are sipping champagne for another year...
Point Diff.
+33
5
3
Memphis Brothers
3-2-1
Quietly hanging around and now they got McAllister for practically nothing
Point Diff.
-25
6
1
Snapdragons
4-2
Suddenly look old and very beatable
Point Diff.
0
7
1
Market Thugs
3-3
Report: Sansone to bench James and go Run n' Shoot
Point Diff.
+10
8
1
Apple Eaters
3-3
Wow, look at this roster...Eaters have NO depth at all!
Point Diff.
-29
9
2
Ludke's Merry Men
2-3-1
1-point loss devastating but Dugas can only blame himself for not acquiring a 2nd WR
Point Diff.
+15
10
2
Big Boys
3-3
Looking like the favorites in a depleted NFC East
Point Diff.
+33
11
1
UCornn Huskers
3-3
What the hell ever happened to Derrick Mason?
Point Diff.
+16
12
1
Bear Poop
2-4
AFC East vs West showdown kicks off this week; will I be eating my preseason words???
Point Diff.
-45
13
2
AFC East's performance over next 3 weeks will set the table for realignment talks this off-season
Point Diff.
-79
14
Report: Commissioner contemplating idea of swapping the Llamas and Thugs to even out AFC divisions
Point Diff.
-19
15
2
Will a poor season kill any hopes of an Owner of the Year award for Aceto?
Point Diff.
-56
16
Just when we had Dugas on his hands and knees eating duck droppings, he bounces back with a 54-point week
Point Diff.
-64