POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 5, 2025
Week
Year

1

2
Orangutangs 3-3

Nix or Prescott....such a good problem to have.


2

Brothers 3-3

Not dinging them for losing when you score 63.


3

2
Llamas 5-1

Highest ranking since Drew Brees was under center.


4

2
Buddies 4-1-1

Mike's lawyers combing the YFFL rules to find a loophole to use his RBs at WR.


5

4
Merry Men 4-1-1

Cracks in foundation have been worsening since Xavier Worthy went down three plays into the season, week 5 is the week the whole house comes down. That lineup vs Chickens is terrible.


6

2
Eaters 2-4

Eaters are thrilled to see Beans on tap with Love on BYE this week.


7

3
Refugees 2-4

Deebo always has a big year when the year ends in an odd number.


8

1
White Guys 4-2

Who makes a move for a WR first? White Guys or Buddies?


9

Mallards 3-3

Mallards with an opportunity to make a statement vs 'Tangs this week after stealing a game from the Dragons Monday night.


10

3
Huskers 4-2

Now that's more like how Kev thought his weeks were going to play out.


11

1
Chickens 2-4

Hurts and Eagles are least interesting team in NFL to watch. I'd rather watch paint dry or flag traffic for three hours.


12

1
Boys 3-3

Dalton Kincaid continues to ball out after being called out in this column two weeks ago.


13

3
Thugs 3-3

Rome Odunze is only Thug who knows the season started four weeks ago.


14

Dragons 2-4

Hoping Dragons have changed their email settings to send all emails from Chickens to SPAM folder.


15

Poop 1-5

Egbuka is borderline running away with the RoY award.


16

Beans 2-4

Stafford would look good on MM.