The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 7 of the 2023 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 7 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 6
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Memphis Brothers 6-0 Top 3 - 6 Weeks

Mostert literally running away with league MVP right now.

Point Diff. +122
2
Cuban Refugees 6-0 Top 3 - 3 Weeks

Have an AFC showdown this week with the Buddies. Will they light up the group chat as well as the scoreboard??

Point Diff. +150
3
Burger Buddies 5-1 Top 3 - 22 Weeks

Called out Justin Tucker last week and he responded with 18, who else do the Buddies need help with?? Patrick Mahomes and his paltry by his standards 76 points??

Point Diff. +92
4
Snapdragons 6-0 Top 5 - 7 Weeks

Magic # is 5 for division title. It's week 6 people.

Point Diff. +87
5
Chunky Chickens 2-4 Top 5 - 14 Weeks

Kinda have a tough matchup this week with the shorthanded Mallards, after that the schedule eases up big time and they should start stacking wins. Plus they are legally required to win at least 8 games every year.

Point Diff. +16
6
Apple Eaters 3-3

Every team from here on down sucks.

Point Diff. -39
7
Fightin' Mallards 3-3

Cal is tougher than every player on this team full of pu$$ies. Also that was fun to head into Monday Night down 66-0. Good times this season!

Point Diff. +40
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4
High 5'n White Guys 2-2-2

These guys could probably make the playoffs if they could acquire some help.

Point Diff. -8
9
5
Bear Poop 2-3-1

They'll go as Cooper Kupp goes...

Point Diff. -58
10
5
Asian Orangutangs 3-3

Impressive managing job by Jon. No idea how they are .500

Point Diff. -77
11
2
Mexican Beans 2-4

Capable of making playoffs in back to back years for first time since 98/99 in a weakened NFC. Will need to add a player as they probably have one of the toughest remaining schedules in the league.

Point Diff. -43
12
4
Big Boys 2-4

I can't believe they've won one game, let alone two now.

Point Diff. -119
14
4
Ludke's Merry Men 1-5

Literally drawing a name out of a hat to add a WR on waivers this week to fill out the line up.

Point Diff. -18
15
4
Market Thugs 1-5

Won't ever do it but they should trade Jefferson for a kings ransom. This team doesn't look capable of winning anytime during Jefferson's prime. I'll start the bidding with 3 firsts and a player.

Point Diff. -34
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3
UCornn Huskers 1-4-1

Playing at an Expansion Team level outside of week 5 blow up.

Point Diff. -62