| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | QB | - | Dragons |
| 1-2 | QB | - | Poop |
| 1-3 | QB | - | Eaters |
| 1-4 | QB | - | Thugs |
| 1-5 | QB | - | Beans |
| 1-6 | QB | - | Chickens |
| 1-7 | QB | - | Boys |
| 1-8 | QB | - | White Guys |
| 1-9 | QB | - | Refugees |
| 1-10 | QB | - | Llamas |
| 1-11 | QB | - | Eaters (via Mallards) |
| 1-12 | QB | - | Orangutangs |
| 1-13 | QB | - | Eaters (via Brothers) |
| 1-14 | QB | - | Buddies |
| 1-15 | QB | - | Huskers |
| 1-16 | QB | - | Poop (via Merry Men) |
| 2-1 | QB | - | Dragons |
| 2-2 | QB | - | Poop |
| 2-3 | QB | - | Eaters |
| 2-4 | QB | - | Thugs |
| 2-5 | QB | - | Beans |
| 2-6 | QB | - | Chickens |
| 2-7 | QB | - | Boys |
| 2-8 | QB | - | White Guys |
| 2-9 | QB | - | Refugees |
| 2-10 | QB | - | Llamas |
| 2-11 | QB | - | Mallards |
| 2-12 | QB | - | Orangutangs |
| 2-13 | QB | - | Thugs (via Brothers) |
| 2-14 | QB | - | Buddies |
| 2-15 | QB | - | Huskers |
| 2-16 | QB | - | Eaters (via Merry Men) |
| 3-1 | QB | - | Dragons |
| 3-2 | QB | - | Poop |
| 3-3 | QB | - | Eaters |
| 3-4 | QB | - | Thugs |
| 3-5 | QB | - | Beans |
| 3-6 | QB | - | Chickens |
| 3-7 | QB | - | Boys |
| 3-8 | QB | - | White Guys |
| 3-9 | QB | - | Refugees |
| 3-10 | QB | - | Llamas |
| 3-11 | QB | - | Mallards |
| 3-12 | QB | - | Orangutangs |
| 3-13 | QB | - | Orangutangs (via Brothers) |
| 3-14 | QB | - | Buddies |
| 3-15 | QB | - | Huskers |
| 3-16 | QB | - | Merry Men |
| 4-1 | QB | - | Dragons |
| 4-2 | QB | - | Poop |
| 4-3 | QB | - | Eaters |
| 4-4 | QB | - | Thugs |
| 4-5 | QB | - | Beans |
| 4-6 | QB | - | Chickens |
| 4-7 | QB | - | Boys |
| 4-8 | QB | - | White Guys |
| 4-9 | QB | - | Refugees |
| 4-10 | QB | - | Llamas |
| 4-11 | QB | - | Mallards |
| 4-12 | QB | - | Orangutangs |
| 4-13 | QB | - | Boys (via Brothers) |
| 4-14 | QB | - | Buddies |
| 4-15 | QB | - | Huskers |
| 4-16 | QB | - | Merry Men |