The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 8 of the 2013 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 8 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 7
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UCornn Huskers 7-0 Top 3 - 5 Weeks

Undefeated still, but about to feel the brunt of bye weeks, Jason Campbell, and the "Steve Dugas Dysfunction Train"

Point Diff. +136
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3
Snapdragons 5-2 Top 5 - 2 Weeks

Have adopted Katy Perry's "Roar" as the team theme song for this season.

Point Diff. +97
3
1
Chunky Chickens 5-2 Top 3 - 17 Weeks

The Thad Lewis era ends after only one week. Turning back to Brees to salvage the season

Point Diff. +11
4
Burger Buddies 5-2 Top 5 - 5 Weeks

Beating Orangutangs was a big step towards a first round bye, now they just need to gain a game or two on the Eaters and they can cruise through the rest of the regular season.

Point Diff. +92
5
2
Apple Eaters 4-3

Blew a gimme vs the LLamas, I get the feeling they peaked too soon.

Point Diff. +40
6
2
Asian Orangutangs 3-4

Two losses in a row and still in first place, can't complain too much. An undermanned Eaters team and followed by the 2010 World Champion Thugs should get this team back on track.

Point Diff. -37
7
1
Memphis Brothers 4-3

Down goes Wayne! Down goes Cutler! Down go the Brothers in the Rankings!

Point Diff. +45
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5
Ludke's Merry Men 3-4

Everyone I talk to that has Ray Rice on their team has a horrible record. Merry Men trade Rice and start winning. Coincidence?

Point Diff. +22
9
6
High 5'n White Guys 5-2

Have adopted Katy Perry's "The One that Got Away" as the theme song for this season

Point Diff. +43
10
1
Fightin' Mallards 3-4

Who are the Mallards? What are the Mallards? Why...are the Mallards?

Point Diff. -45
11
Big Boys 3-4

If you don't play for the Bengals or the Chargers you probably wont be socring for the Boys this season

Point Diff. -16
12
Bear Poop 2-5

Not sure where to point the finger with this team. Is it the lack of elite scoring from Brady or the fact this roster just isn't that talented.

Point Diff. -99
13
1
Llamas Fantasy Football Team 3-4

I'm not sure how this team has won 3 games. Second lowest scoring team in the league. I'd be willing to bet Kevin would be smoking cigarettes if it weren't for the Huskers dream season.

Point Diff. -65
14
4
Mexican Beans 2-5

Report: DeSean Jackson for Tavon Austin being discussed

Point Diff. -19
15
Cuban Refugees 1-6

Watching that Refugees and Thugs game last week was like watching two bums wrestle over a pile of recyclables.

Point Diff. -67
16
Market Thugs 1-6

Congrats to the 2010 World Champion Thugs on their first win of the season. Unfortunately we're leaving you in the basement.

Point Diff. -138