The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 6 of the 2012 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

Ranking History

Steve's Week 6 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 5
Fightin' Mallards 4-1 Top 3 - 15 Weeks

My Upset Special of the Week: White Guys 51 Mallards 49

Point Diff. +70
2
1
Chunky Chickens 3-2 Top 3 - 2 Weeks

Drew Brees is a machine. Just once, just freakin' once, I'd love for one of my QBs to toss 4 TDs

Point Diff. +45
3
2
Big Boys 3-2 Top 5 - 4 Weeks

Uh-oh...Donald Brown sidelined for 2-3 weeks. Now Chris only has 6 RBs to choose from.

Point Diff. +27
4
2

Yep, three of the league's best four teams reside in the NFC East

Point Diff. +32
5
1
UCornn Huskers 3-2 Top 5 - 2 Weeks

Kevin, wake up! It's 2012! Dave Matthews Band isn't going to come out with another hit. You can start listening to other bands now.

Point Diff. +2
6
4

9 points?!?! That was pretty awful but this is still the <a href="http://www.yffl.com/results/boxscore.php?gameID=1635">most pathetic box score ever</a>

Point Diff. +25
7
3

I can see the YFFL.com headline now after the Eagles bench Vick in a few weeks: "Eaters land Mark Sanchez!"

Point Diff. +20
8
3

Jesus Christ, Cam Newton sucks! I'm really glad Bri turned down my offer for the #2 pick now. Can you imagine this team with Trent Richardson?!?

Point Diff. -17
9
1

We're way overdue for a classic Steve-bash by Mike in the forum

Point Diff. -2
10
3

The Thugs had more pressing needs than a QB in this year's draft but the primary reason I went with Luck is to torment the Merry Men for the next 15 years. It starts this Sunday.

Point Diff. +14
11
4

Suisham! Blount! Ogletree! The Thugs look to renew their rivalry with the Merry Men this week on FOX!

Point Diff. +15
12
3

Will the Beans' first marquee victory since 2008 come this weekend vs the Chickens (Brees on bye)?

Point Diff. -25
13

How the hell does Bri decide between Palmer and Cutler every week? Total crapshoot. Must drive him crazy...

Point Diff. -17
14

Alright Aceto, you're not going to win with this roster. It's time to unload AP, Larry, Gonzalez and Rowdy Roddy White

Point Diff. -87
15
1

One of life's greatest mysteries is how Jon (and Megan) have never watched a single episode of Friday Night Lights

Point Diff. -40
16
4

Fun Fact: Aceto's teams have allowed the first (WG; 282) and third (CR; 244) most points this season

Point Diff. -62