The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 8 of the 2023 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 8 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 7
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Snapdragons 7-0 Top 5 - 8 Weeks

Might be time to put Trevor Lawrence's face on the side of a milk carton.

Point Diff. +89
2
1
Burger Buddies 6-1 Top 3 - 23 Weeks

Two for two so far calling out Buddies (Tucker and Mahomes) and getting them going, who's next...DeAndre Hopkins....remember when he went for 140 and a TD every week??

Point Diff. +108
3
1
Cuban Refugees 6-1 Top 3 - 4 Weeks

Aceto's Intern has launched an investigation into whether Travis Etienne was in the Buddies lineup legally or not.

Point Diff. +134
4
3
Memphis Brothers 6-1 Top 5 - 8 Weeks

QB is starting to become a problem.

Point Diff. +120
5
Chunky Chickens 3-4 Top 5 - 15 Weeks

It took five attempts but the Chickens have finally won their 250th regular season game.

Point Diff. +17
6
2
High 5'n White Guys 3-2-2

Surging up the standings and rankings. Would be a playoff team if season ended today.

Point Diff. +25
7
2
Bear Poop 3-3-1

Been more lucky than good so far this season.

Point Diff. -52
8
2
Apple Eaters 4-3

Managed to back their way into a win to snap three game skid.

Point Diff. -34
9
2
Fightin' Mallards 3-4

Took this weeks loss hard. First time in a long time I lost sleep over YFFL. Time for a rant.,
1. Devota Smith with 49 yards (had a catch called back on a ticky tacky penalty).
2. Thanks Bri for trading Chickens Kamara and Evans (16 points).
3. Herbert and Dicker have been brutal. Staley and his GM have to go.
4. What were the Chargers thinking not trading up a spot for JSN, and then after not doing that taking Johnston over Addison and Flowers, Addison or Flowers would have been perfect in that offense.
5. I hate the overrated George Kittle.
6. I hate the "tush push" more and more every week.
7. Byes are essentially behind this team, they better go on a run.

Point Diff. +39
10
2
Big Boys 3-4

Somehow they are in the thick of it and they get Kyler Murray back any week now.

Point Diff. -86
11
Mexican Beans 2-5

Well Kirk Cousins made it look like they at least put up a fight. Weird to see him play well in a national game.

Point Diff. -76
12
2
Asian Orangutangs 3-4

Mattison had 5 shots at scoring inside the 2 and blew every one of them.

Point Diff. -82
14
1
Market Thugs 2-5

There's that scrappy Thugs team from 2022.

Point Diff. -14
15
1
Ludke's Merry Men 1-6

This team used to be a flagship franchise in the league. Five straight losses and drifting into irrelevancy. Just call them the Commanders.

Point Diff. -24
16
UCornn Huskers 1-5-1

Unlikely to win another game this year. Consider them a lock for a top two pick.

Point Diff. -95