The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 12 of the 2014 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 12 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 11
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Snapdragons 10-1 Top 3 - 4 Weeks

Can one team please PLEASE put up more than 50 points against the Dragons just once this season?

Point Diff. +189
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1
Market Thugs 8-3 Top 3 - 4 Weeks

OK, I'll admit it, I made a deal with the devil: 2 Michael Floyd TDs, only 6 from Rivers, and a concussion for Sanders in exchange for Bradshaw's broken ankle

Point Diff. +121
3
1
Chunky Chickens 8-3 Top 3 - 2 Weeks

Um Nick, how the heck is this group of phonies going to beat the Brothers???

Point Diff. +95
4
Asian Orangutangs 7-4 Top 5 - 2 Weeks

If I'm Jon, I'm at least considering starting Tannehill moving forward so I'm not 100% tied to the Dallas Cowboys' performance

Point Diff. +36
5
Apple Eaters 6-5 Top 5 - 11 Weeks

Nothing like 4 teams sitting at 6-5 fighting for 1 playoff spot to keep things interesting!

Point Diff. -6
7
1
Cuban Refugees 6-5

How about the Refugees vs Bear in the Loser Leaves Town Game of the Week!

Point Diff. -37
8
2
Burger Buddies 6-5

Darren Sproles is contractually obligated to score 16 points against me every time the Thugs-Buddies meet

Point Diff. -61
9
Bear Poop 6-5

If you don't count their 1-4 start, I'd say this season has been a resounding success!

Point Diff. +18
10
3
Fightin' Mallards 4-7

Um Bri & Chris, when I took Hyde at #2 you guys were supposed to take Evans at #3 or #4 and not let him slide to Steve, remember???

Point Diff. -66
11
1
UCornn Huskers 4-6-1

Josh Gordon is back in time to save the Huskers season! Just kidding. Patterson, Ball, Ertz, Cameron, Moreno, Ray Rice and whoever the heck Latavius Murray is already ruined it.

Point Diff. -23
12
5
Ludke's Merry Men 4-7

Actual Steve quote from 2 weeks ago: "I think the Merry Men finish 4-0 and win the Wild Card."

Point Diff. +52
13
2
Big Boys 5-5-1

Um Chris, you have picked the wrong starting QB like 23 weeks in a row. You might want to change whatever strategy you are using.

Point Diff. -64
14
High 5'n White Guys 3-8

If you're Aceto, what's keeping you from completely shaking up this roster in the off-season?

Point Diff. -75
15
Llamas Fantasy Football Team 3-8

On the bright side, the Llamas might be able to parlay the Orangutangs' 1st Round draft pick into whoever the Vikings starting QB is next year…

Point Diff. -90
16
Mexican Beans 2-9

It's official: RGIII is the biggest fraud in NFL/YFFL history!

Point Diff. -161