The Deputy Commissioner's Weekly Ballot

Power Rankings

Steve Dugas ranks the league for Week 3 of the 2025 season, with movement, records, statistics, and his candid weekly analysis.

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Rankings by Steve Dugas Deputy Commissioner
Ranking History

Steve's Week 3 Rankings

16 ranked teams - Steve Dugas - records through Week 2
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Ludke's Merry Men 2-0 Top 3 - 3 Weeks

Second in the league in scoring despite Bowers, Lamb, Bijan, and Kyren combining for 2 TDs.

Point Diff. +22
2
Memphis Brothers 2-0 Top 3 - 3 Weeks

The Brothers are simply the most explosive team in the league.

Point Diff. +38
3
Cuban Refugees 2-0 Top 3 - 5 Weeks

Not their best game, but enough to get to 2-0.

Point Diff. +32
4
Burger Buddies 1-1 Top 5 - 2 Weeks

Dropped a weird game to the Eaters. Most Buddies' players were probably looking ahead to show down with Merry Men in week 3.

Point Diff. +24
5
Asian Orangutangs 1-1 Top 5 - 3 Weeks

It must be terrifying starting Dak. He always looks like every hit is going to be a season ending one.

Point Diff. +2
7
UCornn Huskers 1-1

No better cure for a team that is struggling than a match up with the Beans. "Garbage time Bryce Young is the best Bryce Young" - Bobby Sansone.

Point Diff. +11
8
Apple Eaters 1-1

Kurt is still waiting for the break out games from his Chargers.

Point Diff. +1
9
3
High 5'n White Guys 2-0

Took a 0 from 4 players and still put up 58 and improved to 2-0. I just don't know how they get away with it.

Point Diff. +5
10
1
Big Boys 1-1

I wonder which trade offer Chris regrets turning down more, two firsts for JJ McCarthy last week or Tee Higgins for Dalton Kincaid during the preseason 2024.

Point Diff. -13
11
1
Chunky Chickens 0-2

Never fun to have the "L" locked up by 3pm on Sunday.

Point Diff. -55
12
3
Market Thugs 1-1

Checking to see who the backup QB is on the Thugs.....Stroud just can't move the ball.

Point Diff. -10
13
Fightin' Mallards 0-2

Toss up who to be mad at....Herbert for not getting a TD in the second half or McLaughlin for hitting the uprights....make that kick and he likely kicks again for the win at the end of that Houston v TB game.

Point Diff. -30
14
Snapdragons 0-2

Should Quentin Johnson be starting over AJ Brown at this point?

Point Diff. -15
15
Bear Poop 1-1

Egbuka with another TD!! and just missed another one.

Point Diff. +8
16
Mexican Beans 0-2

Should the Beans trade Joe Burrow?? He keeps tanking season after season for them.

Point Diff. -56