Regular Season
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flies | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 |
| Buddies | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.857 |
| Llamas | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0.750 |
| Beans | 38 | 15 | 2 | 0.717 |
| Dragons | 25 | 10 | 2 | 0.714 |
| Jacks | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0.714 |
| Orangutangs | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0.692 |
| Poop | 13 | 6 | 0 | 0.684 |
| Mallards | 15 | 7 | 0 | 0.682 |
| Eaters | 11 | 6 | 1 | 0.647 |
| Thugs | 16 | 9 | 0 | 0.640 |
| Huskers | 31 | 20 | 1 | 0.608 |
| Gooks | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0.600 |
| Brothers | 32 | 23 | 1 | 0.582 |
| White Guys | 20 | 16 | 0 | 0.556 |
| Boys | 19 | 16 | 0 | 0.543 |
| Merry Men | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Gorgs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Refugees | 8 | 10 | 0 | 0.444 |
| Express | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 |
Playoffs
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Orangutangs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 |
| Boys | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0.750 |
| Beans | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0.667 |
| Huskers | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0.600 |
| Brothers | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Dragons | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Eaters | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Poop | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Gooks | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 |
| Mallards | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0.333 |
| White Guys | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0.333 |
| Refugees | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Thugs | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Merry Men | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
| Buddies | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 |
Top Scoring Weeks
| Date | Opponent | Score |
|---|---|---|
| Week 10, 2004 | Thugs | 110 |
| Week 14, 2021 | Thugs | 105 |
| Week 10, 2018 | Eaters | 98 |
| Week 3, 2005 | White Guys | 95 |
| Week 8, 2015 | Boys | 93 |
| Week 14, 2019 | White Guys | 93 |
| Week 12, 2016 | Brothers | 93 |
| Week 1, 1994 | Buddies | 93 |
| Week 4, 2013 | Brothers | 93 |
| Week 7, 2017 | Llamas | 91 |
| Week 11, 2017 | Brothers | 90 |
| Week 6, 2006 | Beans | 90 |
| Week 13, 2004 | Huskers | 88 |
| Week 10, 2014 | Eaters | 86 |
| Week 12, 2014 | Brothers | 84 |
| Week 13, 2011 | Beans | 82 |
| Week 13, 2002 | Beans | 82 |
| Week 3, 2002 | Dragons | 81 |
| Week 2, 2010 | Llamas | 81 |
| Week 9, 2013 | Boys | 80 |
| Week 2, 2024 | Beans | 79 |
| Week 10, 2016 | Orangutangs | 79 |
| Week 2, 2004 | Eaters | 78 |
| Week 3, 2019 | Brothers | 77 |
| Week 8, 2005 | Dragons | 77 |