| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | QB | Trevor Lawrence | Dragons (via Mallards) |
| 1-2 | RB | Najee Harris | Poop |
| 1-3 | TE | Kyle Pitts | Beans |
| 1-4 | QB | Justin Fields | Llamas |
| 1-5 | RB | Javonte Williams | Merry Men (via Eaters) |
| 1-6 | WR | Ja'Marr Chase | Dragons |
| 1-7 | QB | Zach Wilson | Thugs |
| 1-8 | QB | Trey Lance | Merry Men |
| 1-9 | WR | Jaylen Waddle | Boys |
| 1-10 | QB | Mac Jones | Brothers |
| 1-11 | RB | Michael Carter | Refugees |
| 1-12 | WR | DeVonta Smith | Mallards (via Huskers) |
| 1-13 | RB | Trey Sermon | Orangutangs |
| 1-14 | WR | Elijah Moore | Mallards (via Chickens) |
| 1-15 | RB | Travis Etienne Jr. | Buddies |
| 1-16 | RB | Rhamondre Stevenson | White Guys |
| 2-1 | WR | Rondale Moore | Chickens (via Mallards) |
| 2-2 | WR | Terrace Marshall Jr. | Poop |
| 2-3 | WR | Rashod Bateman | Beans |
| 2-4 | WR | Marquez Callaway | Llamas |
| 2-5 | WR | Kadarius Toney | Eaters |
| 2-6 | RB | Kenneth Gainwell | Dragons |
| 2-7 | WR | Dee Eskridge | Thugs |
| 2-8 | WR | Amari Rodgers | Merry Men |
| 2-9 | K | Matt Gay | Huskers (via Boys, Mallards) |
| 2-10 | WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown | Brothers |
| 2-11 | RB | Chuba Hubbard | Refugees |
| 2-12 | TE | Pat Freiermuth | Merry Men (via Huskers) |
| 2-13 | RB | Jermar Jefferson | Buddies (via Orangutangs) |
| 2-14 | TE | Donald Parham Jr. | Llamas (via Chickens) |
| 2-15 | TE | Zach Ertz | Orangutangs (via Buddies) |
| 2-16 | RB | Ty'Son Williams | Beans (via White Guys) |
| 3-1 | WR | Tutu Atwell | Chickens (via Mallards) |
| 3-2 | WR | Randall Cobb | Poop |
| 3-3 | K | Matt Prater | Beans |
| 3-4 | QB | Teddy Bridgewater | Llamas |
| 3-5 | WR | Dyami Brown | Eaters |
| 3-6 | K | Rodrigo Blankenship | Dragons |
| 3-7 | TE | Anthony Firkser | Thugs |
| 3-8 | - | - | Merry Men |
| 3-9 | WR | Joshua Palmer | Boys |
| 3-10 | K | Daniel Carlson | Brothers |
| 3-11 | RB | Giovani Bernard | Refugees |
| 3-12 | RB | Kylin Hill | Huskers |
| 3-13 | WR | DeVante Parker | Orangutangs |
| 3-14 | RB | J.D. McKissic | Chickens |
| 3-15 | TE | Hunter Long | Buddies |
| 3-16 | TE | Will Dissly | White Guys |
| 4-1 | K | Chris Boswell | Mallards |
| 4-2 | WR | Sterling Shepard | Poop |
| 4-3 | - | - | Beans |
| 4-4 | RB | Mark Ingram | Llamas |
| 4-5 | WR | Nico Collins | Eaters |
| 4-6 | - | - | Dragons |
| 4-7 | TE | Tyler Kroft | Thugs |
| 4-8 | - | - | Merry Men |
| 4-9 | RB | Devontae Booker | Boys |
| 4-10 | WR | Nelson Agholor | Brothers |
| 4-11 | K | Quinn Nordin | Refugees |
| 4-12 | WR | Donovan Peoples-Jones | Huskers |
| 4-13 | - | - | Orangutangs |
| 4-14 | RB | Phillip Lindsay | Chickens |
| 4-15 | WR | Racey McMath | Buddies |
| 4-16 | QB | Tyrod Taylor | White Guys |
| 5-1 | RB | Eno Benjamin | Mallards |
| 5-2 | RB | Tony Jones Jr. | Eaters |
| 5-3 | K | Graham Gano | Thugs |
| 5-4 | QB | Andy Dalton | Boys |
| 5-5 | K | Ryan Santoso | Huskers |
| 6-1 | WR | Mike Strachan | Eaters |
| 6-2 | WR | Marquez Valdes-Scantling | White Guys |