| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | QB | Caleb Williams | Llamas |
| 1-2 | WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. | Huskers |
| 1-3 | WR | Malik Nabers | Merry Men (via Eaters) |
| 1-4 | QB | Jayden Daniels | Boys |
| 1-5 | WR | Rome Odunze | Thugs |
| 1-6 | RB | Trey Benson | Orangutangs (via Poop) |
| 1-7 | QB | Drake Maye | White Guys |
| 1-8 | WR | Brian Thomas Jr. | Huskers (via Mallards) |
| 1-9 | RB | Jonathon Brooks | Beans |
| 1-10 | TE | Brock Bowers | Merry Men |
| 1-11 | WR | Xavier Worthy | Merry Men (via Chickens) |
| 1-12 | WR | Ja'Lynn Polk | Refugees |
| 1-13 | WR | Keon Coleman | Buddies |
| 1-14 | WR | Ladd McConkey | Eaters (via Dragons) |
| 1-15 | RB | Blake Corum | Eaters (via Brothers) |
| 1-16 | QB | Bo Nix | Orangutangs |
| 2-1 | WR | Adonai Mitchell | Llamas |
| 2-2 | RB | Jaylen Wright | Huskers |
| 2-3 | WR | Xavier Legette | Eaters |
| 2-4 | QB | J.J. McCarthy | Boys |
| 2-5 | WR | Ricky Pearsall | Thugs |
| 2-6 | RB | MarShawn Lloyd | Poop |
| 2-7 | WR | Jermaine Burton | White Guys |
| 2-8 | QB | Michael Penix Jr. | Mallards |
| 2-9 | RB | Braelon Allen | Beans |
| 2-10 | RB | Bucky Irving | Eaters (via Merry Men) |
| 2-11 | RB | Kendre Miller | Chickens |
| 2-12 | WR | Jalen McMillan | Refugees |
| 2-13 | RB | Ray Davis | Buddies |
| 2-14 | TE | Ben Sinnott | Dragons |
| 2-15 | TE | Ja'Tavion Sanders | Huskers (via Brothers) |
| 2-16 | WR | Jakobi Meyers | Orangutangs |
| 3-1 | RB | Tyrone Tracy Jr. | Llamas |
| 3-2 | K | Younghoe Koo | Huskers |
| 3-3 | K | Jake Moody | Eaters |
| 3-4 | WR | Luke McCaffrey | Boys |
| 3-5 | WR | Malachi Corley | Thugs |
| 3-6 | K | Jason Myers | Poop |
| 3-7 | WR | Roman Wilson | White Guys |
| 3-8 | RB | Will Shipley | Mallards |
| 3-9 | K | Cameron Dicker | Beans |
| 3-10 | K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | Merry Men |
| 3-11 | TE | Cade Stover | Chickens |
| 3-12 | WR | Odell Beckham Jr. | Refugees |
| 3-13 | QB | Sam Darnold | Buddies |
| 3-14 | RB | Kimani Vidal | Dragons |
| 3-15 | WR | Darnell Mooney | Brothers |
| 3-16 | WR | Troy Franklin | Orangutangs |
| 4-1 | K | Matt Gay | Llamas |
| 4-2 | RB | Jordan Mason | Huskers |
| 4-3 | - | - | Eaters |
| 4-4 | K | Jake Bates | Boys |
| 4-5 | K | Joshua Karty | Thugs |
| 4-6 | TE | Zach Ertz | Poop |
| 4-7 | RB | Clyde Edwards-Helaire | White Guys |
| 4-8 | K | Greg Zuerlein | Mallards |
| 4-9 | K | Cam Little | Beans |
| 4-10 | - | - | Merry Men |
| 4-11 | WR | Tyler Boyd | Chickens |
| 4-12 | WR | Javon Baker | Refugees |
| 4-13 | WR | Calvin Austin III | Buddies |
| 4-14 | RB | Audric Estime | Dragons |
| 4-15 | WR | Malik Washington | Brothers |
| 4-16 | WR | Elijah Moore | Orangutangs |
| 5-1 | K | Wil Lutz | Llamas |
| 5-2 | RB | Dylan Laube | Boys |
| 5-3 | TE | Theo Johnson | Poop |
| 5-4 | TE | Tucker Kraft | Mallards |
| 5-5 | K | Nick Folk | Chickens |
| 5-6 | K | Dustin Hopkins | Dragons |
| 5-7 | QB | Mac Jones | Brothers |
| 6-1 | WR | Greg Dortch | Brothers |