2026 Regular Season
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Orangutangs | ||
| 2 | Llamas | ||
| 3 | Poop | ||
| 4 | Chickens | ||
| 5 | Thugs | ||
| 6 | Eaters | ||
| 7 | Boys | ||
| 8 | Beans | ||
| 9 | Buddies | ||
| 10 | Merry Men | ||
| 11 | Dragons | ||
| 12 | Llamas | ||
| 13 | Poop | ||
| 14 | Orangutangs |
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Orangutangs | ||
| 2 | Llamas | ||
| 3 | Poop | ||
| 4 | Chickens | ||
| 5 | Thugs | ||
| 6 | Eaters | ||
| 7 | Boys | ||
| 8 | Beans | ||
| 9 | Buddies | ||
| 10 | Merry Men | ||
| 11 | Dragons | ||
| 12 | Llamas | ||
| 13 | Poop | ||
| 14 | Orangutangs |