| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | RB | Bijan Robinson | Merry Men |
| 1-2 | RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | Orangutangs |
| 1-3 | QB | Anthony Richardson | Brothers |
| 1-4 | WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | Mallards |
| 1-5 | WR | Zay Flowers | Llamas |
| 1-6 | WR | Jordan Addison | Llamas (via Eaters) |
| 1-7 | QB | Bryce Young | Huskers |
| 1-8 | WR | Quentin Johnston | Dragons |
| 1-9 | TE | Dalton Kincaid | Boys |
| 1-10 | RB | De'Von Achane | Refugees |
| 1-11 | WR | Jonathan Mingo | White Guys |
| 1-12 | QB | C.J. Stroud | Thugs |
| 1-13 | RB | Zach Charbonnet | Beans |
| 1-14 | WR | Marvin Mims Jr. | Huskers (via Buddies) |
| 1-15 | WR | Jayden Reed | Merry Men (via Chickens) |
| 1-16 | RB | Roschon Johnson | Mallards (via Poop) |
| 2-1 | RB | Tank Bigsby | Merry Men |
| 2-2 | WR | Rashee Rice | Orangutangs |
| 2-3 | TE | Sam LaPorta | Brothers |
| 2-4 | RB | Kendre Miller | Mallards |
| 2-5 | RB | Tyjae Spears | Llamas |
| 2-6 | TE | Luke Musgrave | Eaters |
| 2-7 | TE | Michael Mayer | Beans (via Huskers) |
| 2-8 | QB | Will Levis | Dragons |
| 2-9 | WR | Jalin Hyatt | Boys |
| 2-10 | RB | Deuce Vaughn | Refugees |
| 2-11 | WR | DeMario Douglas | White Guys |
| 2-12 | K | Cameron Dicker | Mallards (via Thugs) |
| 2-13 | WR | Tank Dell | Merry Men (via Beans) |
| 2-14 | WR | Cedric Tillman | Buddies |
| 2-15 | WR | Josh Downs | Chickens |
| 2-16 | TE | Chigoziem Okonkwo | Orangutangs (via Poop) |
| 3-1 | WR | Justyn Ross | Merry Men |
| 3-2 | K | Daniel Carlson | Orangutangs |
| 3-3 | K | Jake Elliott | Brothers |
| 3-4 | RB | Ty Chandler | Huskers (Via Mallards) |
| 3-5 | K | Chad Ryland | Llamas |
| 3-6 | WR | Puka Nacua | Eaters |
| 3-7 | RB | Sean Tucker | Huskers |
| 3-8 | K | Jason Sanders | Dragons |
| 3-9 | TE | Tyler Conklin | Huskers (via Boys) |
| 3-10 | - | - | Orangutangs (via Refugees) |
| 3-11 | RB | Damien Harris | White Guys |
| 3-12 | K | Wil Lutz | Thugs |
| 3-13 | K | Jason Myers | Beans |
| 3-14 | RB | Chase Brown | Buddies |
| 3-15 | K | Cairo Santos | Chickens |
| 3-16 | RB | Zack Moss | Poop |
| 4-1 | - | - | Merry Men |
| 4-2 | - | - | Orangutangs |
| 4-3 | TE | Irv Smith Jr. | Brothers |
| 4-4 | - | - | Mallards |
| 4-5 | RB | Eric Gray | Llamas |
| 4-6 | K | Matt Gay | Eaters |
| 4-7 | - | - | Huskers |
| 4-8 | K | Jake Moody | Dragons |
| 4-9 | QB | Aidan O'Connell | Boys |
| 4-10 | QB | Clayton Tune | Refugees |
| 4-11 | RB | Cordarrelle Patterson | White Guys |
| 4-12 | TE | Gerald Everett | Thugs |
| 4-13 | WR | Chase Claypool | Beans |
| 4-14 | QB | Dorian Thompson-Robinson | Buddies |
| 4-15 | WR | Kendrick Bourne | Chickens |
| 4-16 | WR | Isaiah Hodgins | Poop |
| 5-1 | WR | Michael Wilson | Boys |
| 5-2 | WR | Devin Duvernay | Refugees |
| 5-3 | QB | Tom Brady | White Guys |
| 5-4 | WR | Van Jefferson | Thugs |
| 5-5 | WR | Elijah Cooks | Buddies |
| 5-6 | QB | Stetson Bennett | Chickens |
| 5-7 | WR | Rashid Shaheed | Poop |
| 6-1 | WR | Kayshon Boutte | Refugees |
| 6-2 | WR | Calvin Austin III | Buddies |
| 6-3 | QB | Baker Mayfield | Poop |