2025 Regular Season
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | White Guys | L | 39 - 40 |
| 2 | Buddies | W | 37 - 35 |
| 3 | Thugs | L | 41 - 44 |
| 4 | Merry Men | W | 74 - 41 |
| 5 | Beans | L | 34 - 48 |
| 6 | Llamas | L | 20 - 37 |
| 7 | Poop | W | 29 - 26 |
| 8 | Chickens | L | 48 - 53 |
| 9 | Refugees | L | 22 - 48 |
| 10 | Orangutangs | L | 31 - 60 |
| 11 | Mallards | W | 53 - 22 |
| 12 | Thugs | L | 19 - 38 |
| 13 | Merry Men | L | 51 - 68 |
| 14 | Buddies | W | 62 - 27 |
2025 Stupor Bowl Playoffs
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Chickens | L | 36 - 40 |