2025 Regular Season
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Llamas | L | 19 - 62 |
| 2 | Huskers | L | 24 - 37 |
| 3 | Brothers | W | 31 - 25 |
| 4 | Chickens | L | 40 - 45 |
| 5 | Eaters | W | 48 - 34 |
| 6 | Dragons | L | 37 - 50 |
| 7 | Mallards | W | 60 - 50 |
| 8 | Poop | L | 37 - 45 |
| 9 | White Guys | W | 55 - 44 |
| 10 | Boys | L | 61 - 74 |
| 11 | Refugees | L | 34 - 73 |
| 12 | Brothers | L | 38 - 48 |
| 13 | Huskers | W | 45 - 16 |
| 14 | Chickens | W | 48 - 27 |
2025 Stupor Bowl Playoffs
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Thugs | W | 60 - 42 |
| 16 | Poop | W | 59 - 24 |
| 17 | Dragons | L | 34 - 60 |