2025 Regular Season
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dragons | W | 28 - 18 |
| 2 | Merry Men | L | 42 - 62 |
| 3 | Eaters | W | 44 - 41 |
| 4 | Buddies | L | 40 - 54 |
| 5 | Boys | L | 29 - 57 |
| 6 | Poop | W | 43 - 14 |
| 7 | Llamas | W | 38 - 23 |
| 8 | Huskers | W | 66 - 44 |
| 9 | Orangutangs | L | 23 - 39 |
| 10 | Refugees | L | 48 - 51 |
| 11 | White Guys | L | 19 - 26 |
| 12 | Eaters | W | 38 - 19 |
| 13 | Buddies | L | 31 - 55 |
| 14 | Merry Men | L | 34 - 41 |
2025 Stupor Bowl Playoffs
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Beans | L | 42 - 60 |