POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 3, 2012
Week
Year

1

4
Chickens 9-4

It kills me to put them here but that Brees-Graham combination is going to be deadly


2

1
Mallards 10-3

Steve's first loss since Week 12 of last year; his second loss might just be days away


3

1
Dragons 5-8

Getting everything they could imagine out of Gore and Davis but I'm still skeptical about Lloyd and Welker at WR


4

1
Merry Men 6-7

Injuries are already starting to mount and it's only Week 3


5

1
Boys 7-6

Are they just a tight end away from joining the Mallards and Chickens in the Cold War?


6

3
Llamas 7-6

Who the hell is Danny Amendola and what is he doing catching 15 passes for 160 yards and a TD!?!?!


7

1
Beans 7-6

Just waiting patiently for the annual Frank Gore injury that keeps him out 4-6 weeks...


8

1
Buddies 8-5

You know Mike is just salivating at the thought of adding Cam Newton to this young Buddies team. Can he pull off the trade?


9

5
Eaters 5-8

Report: Kurt is just a pawn and Chris still has full control of day-to-day operations; Eaters enter Cold War as North Korea


10

6
Huskers 6-7

Hear that sound? That's me diving off the Huskers band wagon head first into a rose bush infested by rabid flesh-eating possums


11

4
Refugees 6-7

Report: Deion Branch to start at UT over Chris Johnson this week


12

1
Orangutangs 7-6

My upset special of the week: Tangs over a banged up Merry Men squad


13

3
Brothers 4-9

When Brian gets home from the Maine woods today he is going to be pissed to find out Fred Jackson got injured in Week 1!


14

1
White Guys 4-9

How is Sam Bradford not at the top of Aceto's depth chart!?!?!


15

3
Poop 8-5

You know it's going to be a long year when you're starting James Jones, Titus Young and Ronnie Brown and it's not even a bye week


16

Thugs 5-8

That one point loss to the White Guys in Week 1 is all that is keeping this team from being 2-0