POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 12, 2014
Week
Year

1

Dragons 12-1

Can one team please PLEASE put up more than 50 points against the Dragons just once this season?


2

1
Thugs 9-4

OK, I'll admit it, I made a deal with the devil: 2 Michael Floyd TDs, only 6 from Rivers, and a concussion for Sanders in exchange for Bradshaw's broken ankle


3

1
Chickens 10-3

Um Nick, how the heck is this group of phonies going to beat the Brothers???


4

Orangutangs 8-5

If I'm Jon, I'm at least considering starting Tannehill moving forward so I'm not 100% tied to the Dallas Cowboys' performance


5

Eaters 8-5

Nothing like 4 teams sitting at 6-5 fighting for 1 playoff spot to keep things interesting!


6

4
Brothers 5-7-1

How do I get ODB on the Thugs???


7

1
Refugees 7-6

How about the Refugees vs Bear in the Loser Leaves Town Game of the Week!


8

2
Buddies 7-6

Darren Sproles is contractually obligated to score 16 points against me every time the Thugs-Buddies meet


9

Poop 7-6

If you don't count their 1-4 start, I'd say this season has been a resounding success!


10

3
Mallards 5-8

Um Bri & Chris, when I took Hyde at #2 you guys were supposed to take Evans at #3 or #4 and not let him slide to Steve, remember???


11

1
Huskers 4-8-1

Josh Gordon is back in time to save the Huskers season! Just kidding. Patterson, Ball, Ertz, Cameron, Moreno, Ray Rice and whoever the heck Latavius Murray is already ruined it.


12

5
Merry Men 4-9

Actual Steve quote from 2 weeks ago: "I think the Merry Men finish 4-0 and win the Wild Card."


13

2
Boys 6-6-1

Um Chris, you have picked the wrong starting QB like 23 weeks in a row. You might want to change whatever strategy you are using.


14

White Guys 3-10

If you're Aceto, what's keeping you from completely shaking up this roster in the off-season?


15

Llamas 4-9

On the bright side, the Llamas might be able to parlay the Orangutangs' 1st Round draft pick into whoever the Vikings starting QB is next year…


16

Beans 3-9-1

It's official: RGIII is the biggest fraud in NFL/YFFL history!