| Week | Team | Pass | Rush | Rec | TD | Conv | FG | XP | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Poop | 0 | 27 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 2 | Poop | 0 | 10 | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | Poop | 0 | 28 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | Poop | 0 | 32 | 14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
| 5 | Poop | 0 | 24 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 6 | Poop | 0 | 27 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 7 | Poop | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 8 | Poop | 0 | 75 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 9 | Poop | 0 | 55 | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |