2023 Regular Season
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Eaters | L | 36 - 43 |
| 2 | Chickens | L | 43 - 73 |
| 3 | Beans | L | 38 - 57 |
| 4 | Brothers | L | 49 - 64 |
| 5 | Merry Men | W | 58 - 49 |
| 6 | White Guys | T | 30 - 30 |
| 7 | Boys | L | 11 - 44 |
| 8 | Orangutangs | L | 28 - 67 |
| 9 | Mallards | L | 32 - 37 |
| 10 | Dragons | L | 35 - 42 |
| 11 | Poop | L | 20 - 24 |
| 12 | Chickens | L | 24 - 63 |
| 13 | Beans | L | 20 - 47 |
| 14 | Brothers | W | 46 - 45 |
2023 Stupor Bowl Playoffs
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16 | Boys | W | 41 - 34 |
| 17 | Llamas | L | 29 - 44 |