2023 Regular Season
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Huskers | W | 43 - 36 |
| 2 | Thugs | W | 41 - 35 |
| 3 | Merry Men | W | 44 - 36 |
| 4 | Buddies | L | 35 - 50 |
| 5 | Mallards | L | 31 - 57 |
| 6 | Poop | L | 22 - 41 |
| 7 | Orangutangs | W | 30 - 25 |
| 8 | Beans | L | 29 - 44 |
| 9 | Refugees | L | 39 - 53 |
| 10 | Llamas | L | 16 - 27 |
| 11 | White Guys | L | 30 - 44 |
| 12 | Thugs | W | 39 - 33 |
| 13 | Merry Men | L | 51 - 59 |
| 14 | Buddies | L | 30 - 63 |
2023 Stupor Bowl Playoffs
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Poop | L | 42 - 56 |