POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 6, 2012
Week
Year

1

Mallards 10-3

My Upset Special of the Week: White Guys 51 Mallards 49


2

1
Chickens 9-4

Drew Brees is a machine. Just once, just freakin' once, I'd love for one of my QBs to toss 4 TDs


3

2
Boys 7-6

Uh-oh...Donald Brown sidelined for 2-3 weeks. Now Chris only has 6 RBs to choose from.


4

2
Dragons 5-8

Yep, three of the league's best four teams reside in the NFC East


5

1
Huskers 6-7

Kevin, wake up! It's 2012! Dave Matthews Band isn't going to come out with another hit. You can start listening to other bands now.


6

4
Llamas 7-6

9 points?!?! That was pretty awful but this is still the most pathetic box score ever


7

3
Eaters 5-8

I can see the YFFL.com headline now after the Eagles bench Vick in a few weeks: "Eaters land Mark Sanchez!"


8

3
Poop 8-5

Jesus Christ, Cam Newton sucks! I'm really glad Bri turned down my offer for the #2 pick now. Can you imagine this team with Trent Richardson?!?


9

1
Buddies 8-5

We're way overdue for a classic Steve-bash by Mike in the forum


10

3
Merry Men 6-7

The Thugs had more pressing needs than a QB in this year's draft but the primary reason I went with Luck is to torment the Merry Men for the next 15 years. It starts this Sunday.


11

4
Thugs 5-8

Suisham! Blount! Ogletree! The Thugs look to renew their rivalry with the Merry Men this week on FOX!


12

3
Beans 7-6

Will the Beans' first marquee victory since 2008 come this weekend vs the Chickens (Brees on bye)?


13

Brothers 4-9

How the hell does Bri decide between Palmer and Cutler every week? Total crapshoot. Must drive him crazy...


14

White Guys 4-9

Alright Aceto, you're not going to win with this roster. It's time to unload AP, Larry, Gonzalez and Rowdy Roddy White


15

1
Orangutangs 7-6

One of life's greatest mysteries is how Jon (and Megan) have never watched a single episode of Friday Night Lights


16

4
Refugees 6-7

Fun Fact: Aceto's teams have allowed the first (WG; 282) and third (CR; 244) most points this season