POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 5, 2013
Week
Year

1

Chickens 10-3

Day 4 of the Government Shutdown, Day 330 of the Chickens Trade Embargo


2

3
Buddies 8-5

Manning Watch: Can Peyton outscore the Merry Men on his own this week? Probably not, but worth keeping an eye on.


3

1
Huskers 10-3

Fun Fact: Only one current Huskers starter was a starter on the team before 2012 (Brandon Marshall)


4

2
White Guys 8-5

This team moves up to the #2 spot if Bradford, Wilson, and White get their acts together. Also, why is Mark Sanchez still on the roster?


5

1
Dragons 7-5-1

Prediction: Keenan Allen puts up 10 points on Dragons bench this week


6

3
Brothers 9-4

Not trying to rub it in Bri, but I had Steve Smith and a Green Bay receiver on bye in another league and my team still won. Granted I didn’t play a good team, but that doesn’t matter.


7

3
Eaters 6-7

Zach Sudfeld officially goes down as the biggest bust in the 2013 YFFL Draft


8

3
Orangutangs 7-6

Love Romo, love the WRs, don’t love anything else


9

2
Beans 3-10

Not much to like here outside of the WR group


10

2
Mallards 5-8

At least with the Merry Men, Steve can say that injury and murder and prostitution (ed. note: unconfirmed) caused the team’s downfall


11

2
Boys 4-8-1

The Boys' collection of mediocre RBs is unrivaled in the YFFL


12

Llamas 6-7

Bonus points to whoever can guess why I have nicknamed Le’veon Bell “Forward Slash”


13

Poop 4-9

Would not be shocked if the Poop rattle off four straight wins starting this week


14

Thugs 3-10

Just when things are looking hopeless, Fauria and Succop are brought in to save the season


15

Merry Men 7-6

Lost amidst the injuries and murder and prostitution (ed. note: still unconfirmed) is the fact that many of the Merry Men are just not good


16

Refugees 6-7

The good news is that Rob Gronkowski will be back in a couple weeks. The bad news is that it still means only three players will be guaranteed to put up points on a weekly basis.