POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 5, 2012
Week
Year

1

Mallards 10-3

All I know is that Steve got really pissed when Tannehill ended up in a Llamas uniform. The Cold War continues!


2

Llamas 7-6

Ryan Fitzpatrick! Ryan Fitzpatrick!! No way he keeps this up right?


3

2
Chickens 9-4

Nick is looking like a genius for selling high on DeMarco Murray


4

2
Huskers 6-7

Hear that sound? That's me breaking the neck of the band wagon bus driver, throwing his rotting carcass off to the side for the vultures to feast on and me taking the reigns. I'm driving the band wagon now boys!


5

2
Boys 7-6

All I know is that Steve got mildly upset when I called Ryan Matthews the "Miles Austin of RBs" (primadonna)


6

2
Dragons 5-8

I was surprised to see the Dragons only carry one kicker (very unlike Jon) and it's Connor Barth???


7

3
Merry Men 6-7

With the Merry Men in shambles who will Steve start at QB in Week 5 with Stafford on bye and Locker injured?


8

2
Buddies 8-5

Manning heating up, Garcon getting healthy, Kerley thrust into a starting WR role - are the Buddies the favorites in the AFC West?


9

2
Beans 7-6

Everyone Rejoice! Rejoice! Rejoice! DeSean Jackson scored his first TD since Week 5 of last season!!!


10

1
Eaters 5-8

And the YFFL patiently waits for Kurt to make a splash...


11

3
Poop 8-5

Wait, what's going on? What is that? Is that Alfred Morris' theme music?!?!?!


12

3
Refugees 6-7

It was just a short time ago Aceto was winning YFFL Super Bowls like it's ain't no thang. Now he's starting Brandon Weeden at QB for the 1-3 Refugees


13

1
Brothers 4-9

This team has a lot of trading pieces. Just sayin'...


14

1
White Guys 4-9

Out of all possible weeks to start Sanchez, Aceto chooses to start him against the 49ers and their top-ranked defense!?!?!


15

Thugs 5-8

Don't tell me they are Stupor Bowl bound again…


16

Orangutangs 7-6

Yep, it's going to be that kind of year for Jon and the Orangutangs