"They say geniuses pick Tomlinson. But you didn't pick him."
"How's your roster, Jon?" "I'd say strong...to quite strong."
"Bobby, I missed one starter." "It was a big starter!"
It's been a long time since the Huskers made the playoffs...
"What are you guys doing in here?" "I'd say moving into first place."
"Jesus, Sansone. It's just a game."
Was the Merry Men's Week 4 lineup the worst in YFFL history?
"Like what you've done with the lineup. Oh, Ted Ginn Jr. He's phat. P-H phat."
Just when you think Aceto's got another pushover team, he goes out and signs Prater and knocks off the Beans and Mallards back-to-back
I think Reggie Wayne would be a perfect fit in this lineup...
Just when you think Mike's getting ready to cash in his chips, he goes out picks up a pair of players and turns his season around
"It's Chad Johnson, Greg. Or you might call him Ocho Cinco."
I'm keeping an eye on Chris like Sgt. Doakes kept an eye on Dexter...
What happened to the days when Bri would always have a pair of great kickers?
"That smell, Bob, is the Merry Men. Dugas started Frerotte."
"Well if Florence Nightingale over here would submit a lineup..."