POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 13, 2014
Week
Year

1

2
Chickens 10-3

Winning big and winning close as they've ripped off five straight W's. If Brothers don't get the last playoff spot, it won't matter that the Chickens didn't win the BYE, because it will sure feel like it.


2

1
Dragons 12-1

Finally had a team breach 50 against them, but it didn't matter as they won their 9th straight. Jon just needs to keep this team healthy the next two weeks as he awaits the NFC Championship Game.


3

1
Orangutangs 8-5

'Tangs returned from their BYE week rested and looking sharp. They scored 67 between the SNF and MNF games.


4

1
Eaters 8-5

You never know which Eaters team is going to show every week. The good or the bad? Eaters stopped their slide just in time and forced a huge winner-take-all match-up in Week 13 with the Buddies.


5

1
Brothers 5-7-1

We all knew the Brothers would have something go tragically wrong this season, we just figured it would be a multitude of injuries. Instead, Bri is treated to a season where he leads the league in points and is on the outside looking in heading into Week 13.


6

4
Thugs 9-4

Holding onto the BYE by just three points. Team morale is down after 44-11 beat down at the hands of the Buddies. Can they rebound against their biggest rival the Merry Men on Thanksgiving?


7

1
Buddies 7-6

Manning and Mike have their swagger back after three straight wins. Manning with a prime time game this week will be giving Kurt indigestion while he enjoys his Turkey Day leftovers.


8

1
Poop 7-6

Won the game they had to vs Refugees, but it will be tough to make the playoffs now. Need to win in Week 13 and have Buddies vs Eaters end in a tie.


9

1
Mallards 5-8

A three game winning streak has them back in the hunt to be the sacrificial first round lamb of the Chickens. Boys and Brothers losses in Week 13 along with a win has the Mallards back in the postseason. Fun Fact: Mallards 5-1 when Megatron is active and not a decoy.


10

3
Boys 6-6-1

Finally showed up this past week, but it just wasn't enough. Mike and Anthony were still in college last time they made the playoffs.


11

4
Refugees 7-6

Nice season for a team that had a stable of washed up RBs. Still have to live up their contract with the YFFL and win one more to finish 7-6.


12

Merry Men 4-9

With six games scoring 6 or less, it's becoming quite clear that Stafford is a big part of the problem. Might have to package together all those first rounders to move up and get a QB in 2015. Gostowski's potentially record setting season being wasted in a lost year for this franchise.


13

2
Huskers 4-8-1

How does Bobby get Latavius Murray onto the 2010 World Champion Thugs???


14

1
Llamas 4-9

Much brighter days ahead; just need a QB to lead them there. Still have a shot at the number one pick and landing a franchise guy like Marcus Mariotta.


15

1
White Guys 3-10

Should be an interesting last weekend as Llamas, White Guys and Beans all need a franchise QB and looks like there might only be two available as they all jockey for that coveted spot in the Stupor Bowl.


16

Beans 3-9-1

If the Jets take Jameis Winston, will Bobby be able to pass it up??