|1. Cuban Refugees
||Stephen Jackson STL - While Jackson will not be a
NFL starter right away, he is perhaps the best player in the draft. The
Refugees are building for the future and when they are ready to
compete again this kid will be a key building block.
|2. Fightin' Mallards
||Kevin Jones DET - While the Mallards have
entertained offers for this pick, they will probably stay here and
take the next best running back available. The Mallards feel they have
enough future starting quarterbacks on their roster to avoid selecting Eli
|3. Apple Eaters
Kellen Winslow Jr. CLE - Davidson loves to draft
highly touted tight ends and will take the NFL's next great one to
round out the Eaters roster.
|4. White Guys
||Larry Fitzgerald ARZ - With Winslow going the pick
before, Aceto will try to strengthen his wide receiver core. Fitzgerald
could impact the league the way Randy Moss did as long as someone can
get him the ball.
|5. Big Boys
||Julius Jones DAL - Davidson loves Cowboy running backs and
will pass over Eli Manning to bring this new horse into the stable.
|6. Burger Buddies
||Eli Manning NYG - Mike always seems to have great
quarterbacks fall into his lap and he will not hesitate on this one
either. In Manning he gets a good backup for injury prone Vick or
great trade bait a season or two down the road.
|7. Hoochie Llamas
||Roy Williams DET - With all the top running backs
selected, Kev goes for the best player available. Williams will team
with Johnson to give Kev one of the best pairs of young receivers in the
|8. Chunky Chickens
||Phillip Rivers SD - With a team as stacked as this
one, Mike will bring in Rivers to compete with Drew Brees for the 3rd
string quarterback job and to run the scout team.
|9. Ludke's Merry Men
||Chris Perry CIN - It would be surprising to see
the Merry Men keep this pick; they have been involved in trade rumors
with at least three teams. If the Merry Men stay here they will select
some insurance for Rudi Johnson.
|10. Ucornn Huskers
||Keary Colbert CAR - The Huskers are looking for
depth at wide receiver and will take Colbert in what will turn out to be a
crap-shoot as to who in the pack will turn out to be a consistent
||Tim Rattay SF - Jon loves San Francisco QB's and needs
to have a starter to back up his stud, Peyton Manning.
|12. Market Thugs
||Reggie Williams JAC - Bobby would be very happy to
get this giant receiver into camp. He has always had a soft spot in
his heart for Jags and needs to fill the void left by Jimmy Smith.
|13. Bear Poop
||Damien Anderson ARZ - The Poop need a starting running
back and since Emmitt Smith will lose his job by week two Bri
(actually Kris Bean) will take a chance on this kid.
|14. Memphis Brothers
||Ben Roethlisberger PIT - This guy could turn out
to be the steal of the draft falling all the way to 14. As soon as he
finds his way into the Steelers lineup he will make a solid backup for
|15. Humping Beans
||Tatum Bell DEN - Sansone loves running backs and
will take this one thinking that he will be the starter in Denver by the end
of the year.
|16. Market Thugs
||Michael Jenkins ATL - The Super Bowl Champs take a
chance with this kid and give him a shot to see what he's got.