With 10 teams still alive for the 2013 playoffs, Week 13 is shaping up to one for the ages. Here are the playoff scenarios as it currently stands:

Bear Poop: They have clinched the division title. They can clinch the #1 seed with a win or if they lose and the Buddies win and they are not outscored by the Buddies by more than 14.

Orangutangs: They can clinch the Wild Card with a win and losses by the Llamas and Merry Men or they win along with the Merry Men or Llamas winning and are not outscored by the Merry Men by more than 27 or outscored by the Llamas by more than 107. Also, if the Buddies end up in the Wild Card mix, they would need to not be outscored by them by more than 14.

A huge Prison Break fan, Colin Kaepernick has tattooed this list of playoff scenarios all over his body as a handy reference this weekend

Refugees: They can clinch the Wild Card with a win and losses by the Llamas and Merry Men or they win along with the Merry Men or Llamas winning and outscore the Merry Men by 13 or are outscored by the Llamas by more than 67. Also, if the Buddies end up in the Wild Card mix, they would need to outscore them by more than 26.

Llamas: They can clinch the Wild Card with a win and a loss by the Merry Men and the Refugees and Orangutangs tie. If both the Llamas and Merry Men win, to go along with the Refugees/Orangutangs tie, and the Buddies were in the Wild Card mix, they would need to outscore them by 94.

Buddies: They can win the division title with a win or a Merry Men loss. A tie by either team would also give the Buddies a division title. If the Buddies fail to win the division, they can win the Wild Card if the Orangutangs win by outscoring them by 16 or if the Refugees win by not being outscored by them by more than 24.

Merry Men: Can win the division title with a win, Buddies loss, and outscoring them by at least 14. They can win the Wild Card with a win and outscoring the Orangutangs if they win by at least 29 pts or if the Refugees win by not being outscored by them by more than 11.

Mallards: They have clinched the division title. They can clinch #1 seed with a win or a Chickens loss or if either team ties.

Big Boys: They can win the Wild Card with a win and a Beans loss. They can clinch the Wild Card if both the Boys and Beans have the same result, so long as the Beans do not outscore the Boys by more than 5.

Chickens: They have clinched a playoff spot. They can win the division title with a win or tie or they can win the division title with a loss by less than 142. They can win the #1 seed with a win and a Mallards loss so long as the Mallards do not outscore them by 31.

Beans: They can clinch the Wild Card with a win and a Big Boys loss. They can win the Wild Card if they have the same result as the Boys and outscore them by at least 7. They can win the division title by beating the Chickens by 143.

Stupor Bowl: No one has clinched a spot in the Stupor Bowl and the following teams are still alive for a berth: Eaters, Thugs, Dragons, White Guys, Huskers, Brothers

Phew.