| Pick | Pos | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1-1 | RB | Christian McCaffrey | Brothers |
| 1-2 | RB | Joe Mixon | Buddies |
| 1-3 | RB | Leonard Fournette | Refugees |
| 1-4 | RB | Dalvin Cook | Thugs |
| 1-5 | RB | Kareem Hunt | White Guys |
| 1-6 | WR | Corey Davis | Beans |
| 1-7 | QB | Patrick Mahomes | Buddies (via Poop) |
| 1-8 | TE | O.J. Howard | Merry Men |
| 1-9 | RB | Marshawn Lynch | Huskers |
| 1-10 | WR | Zay Jones | Boys |
| 1-11 | RB | Alvin Kamara | Orangutangs |
| 1-12 | RB | Samaje Perine | Mallards |
| 1-13 | WR | Mike Williams | Dragons |
| 1-14 | RB | D'Onta Foreman | Llamas |
| 1-15 | WR | Kenny Golladay | Merry Men (via Chickens) |
| 1-16 | TE | Evan Engram | Mallards (via Eaters) |
| 2-1 | WR | John Ross | Brothers |
| 2-2 | QB | Deshaun Watson | Buddies |
| 2-3 | QB | Mitch Trubisky | Refugees |
| 2-4 | TE | David Njoku | Thugs |
| 2-5 | QB | DeShone Kizer | White Guys |
| 2-6 | RB | Rex Burkhead | Beans |
| 2-7 | WR | Cooper Kupp | Poop |
| 2-8 | RB | Jonathan Williams | Merry Men |
| 2-9 | RB | Marlon Mack | Huskers |
| 2-10 | WR | Chris Godwin | Boys |
| 2-11 | RB | Jamaal Williams | Orangutangs |
| 2-12 | RB | Chris Carson | Mallards |
| 2-13 | WR | Juju Smith-Schuster | Dragons |
| 2-14 | TE | Gerald Everett | Llamas |
| 2-15 | RB | James Conner | Chickens |
| 2-16 | WR | Mack Hollins | Llamas (via Eaters) |
| 3-1 | K | Mason Crosby | Brothers |
| 3-2 | WR | Curtis Samuel | Buddies |
| 3-3 | WR | ArDarius Stewart | Refugees |
| 3-4 | WR | Paul Richardson | Thugs |
| 3-5 | RB | Wayne Gallman | White Guys |
| 3-6 | K | Wil Lutz | Beans |
| 3-7 | RB | LeGarrette Blount | Poop |
| 3-8 | RB | Aaron Jones | Merry Men |
| 3-9 | K | Caleb Sturgis | Huskers |
| 3-10 | WR | Robbie Anderson | Boys |
| 3-11 | K | Matt Bryant | Orangutangs |
| 3-12 | K | Dan Bailey | Mallards |
| 3-13 | K | Adam Vinatieri | Dragons |
| 3-14 | K | Brandon McManus | Llamas |
| 3-15 | RB | Alfred Morris | Chickens |
| 3-16 | WR | Chad Williams | Eaters |
| 4-1 | TE | Jared Cook | Brothers |
| 4-2 | - | - | Buddies |
| 4-3 | K | Sebastian Janikowski | Refugees |
| 4-4 | QB | Brian Hoyer | Thugs |
| 4-5 | K | Jason Myers | White Guys |
| 4-6 | K | Graham Gano | Beans |
| 4-7 | K | Cairo Santos | Poop |
| 4-8 | - | - | Merry Men |
| 4-9 | WR | Kendall Wright | Huskers |
| 4-10 | K | Dustin Hopkins | Boys |
| 4-11 | K | Matt Prater | Orangutangs |
| 4-12 | - | - | Mallards |
| 4-13 | K | Josh Lambo | Dragons |
| 4-14 | - | - | Llamas |
| 4-15 | WR | J.J. Nelson | Chickens |
| 4-16 | K | Connor Barth | Eaters |
| 5-1 | WR | Dede Westbrook | Thugs |
| 5-2 | WR | Marqise Lee | Poop |
| 5-3 | TE | Julius Thomas | Chickens |
| 5-4 | WR | Taywan Taylor | Eaters |
| 6-1 | TE | Adam Shaheen | Eaters |